australianfirebug:

australianfirebug-archived:

_{Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to you!}

            “I want to have your babies.”
                                  John, no, you’re drunk.

              “Nonono, ‘m not done.
                              I want to have your babies for dinner.
                              M hungry.”

                                      John, no. What are you on?

      “Well see drunk ol’ friend? 
                   I would need to have said children 
                          for you to y'know eat them……..

               and I hate to tell you, but fresh out of that specific food group.”