volumusartem:

“You’re impossible, do
  you realize that? Just,
  totally and completely,
  impossibly frustrating.

  …sit down, and try not
  to fidget —— the more
  you move, the pinker
  you’ll end up. Okay?”

   [ grabs paint sets ] 

"Not joking. If I turn
  pink —— lets just
  say this could get
  messy!”

             [ gives the most
                non-intimidating,
                intimidating look
                ever. ]