“I was calm, up until you
felt the need to remind
me that I’ve been down-
graded from best friend
to a notch in your bedpost!Fuck you. I’ll find someone
to paint that doesn’t hang
around me in the hopes
that I’ll spread my legs for
them. I’m leaving. Move.”
“Holy shit Cadi, what
is wrong with you?
I’m not downgrading
you, you are
downgrading yourself!
You aren’t just a notch!
A notch I never talk to
again. A notch I don't
joke with and see on
a daily basis.
But no it’s cool I see that
sleeping with me, hurt your
self esteem that much. Makes
me feel like a real stand up
guy. Thanks!”
