volumusartem:

“ Why am I the only
  girl you won’t take
  your shirt off for?

  If you refuse to help
  me, I’ll have to ask
  someone else. Alex,
  or maybe even John? “ 

"Okay what about this.
  you strip I strip, fair?
  
  Because if I’m stripping
  for a girl, she better be
  stripping too…….
           So what do y'say?”