normaltothemax:

[ She scoffs and rolls her eyes. ]

     ”Uh uh, no, I’m not gonna help you score with the ladies.
            You’re gonna have to figure it out for yourself.
                Hopefully not with something totally cliche and overused.”

  “Y'know some day’s I just stop and think
           ’I’m so glad I’m friends with max.
      She’d just so friendly and helpful’……….”