volumusartem:

“One good deed does not a knight in shining armor make, dude, but you’re getting there. Yes, that’s exactly what I said — for the record, totally not my idea. Krista got to pick, and she was just oh so excited to host a mini tournament.”

    ”….. A mini bowling tournament?
    Wow her aspirations in life are so high.
    Well you ready to go beat the pants off
    these trashy losers?“