volumusartem:

[ text ] You remember that guy I dated, Liam?

[ text ] I sort of bumped into him the other day, with his new girlfriend.

[ text ] He was being his superior tool self, and I may have bragged about having a really great new boyfriend…

[ text ] And now I’ve gotta prove it. Double date style.

[ text ] God you’re lucky I’m a good friend. 

[ text ] And that I’m exceedingly good looking.

[ text ] 20 minutes?