[ text ] Saw your interview on the news today. [ text ] The whole school is in awe 'Lauryn Wayne Pregnant' [ text ] I haven't told them yet, so they're all trying to guess who it is.
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[ text ; Drake, Bobby ]
Aw!
I'm getting calls and texts asking why.
I felt it was none of my business to tell who.
Xavier knows, though.[ text ; Drake, Bobby ]
Especially to the fact that I fund the school, my dear.
I would be important to someone who gave my school three million a year, too.
[ text ] Yeah well there’s a group of kids near me discussing which is more plausible, Zac Effron or Liam Hemsworth as the father…
[ text ] They’re gonna be a bit disappointed when they find out it’s just me.
[ text ] Speaking of though, how did you tell your dad? I need pointers.
